Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!


I have a hard time deciding whether Home Alone 1 or 2 is my favorite.
Especially during Christmas season.

Which I think it is. Even though everyone else disagrees.

As I watched Home Alone 2 yesterday and pondered what an amazing Christmas/kid classic it is I wondered if my children will even understand it.
Will they watch it and think "Why doesn't Kevin just call his mom's cell phone?"
Or "why can't they just call him on Skype and spend Christmas together even though they're apart?"
Will they wonder how it is possible to get on the wrong flight at such high security airports?
Will they wonder why the people at the hotel let Kevin use a credit card without providing I.D. or at least contacting his father?

Will they even recognize pay phones?
I hardly do.

Will we have heated sidewalks that make them question the slippery ice that so often is the downfall of the bad guys?

Oh. My poor future children.
And thank goodness they made these wonderful movies when they did.
They could never work nowadays.
Kids would never buy it.
(Since it was so believable in the 90s)

But I hope that they understand that part at the end of both movies when all Kevin wants is to see his mom.
Because moms are the best.

And so shall I be the best.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Movies about brothers

Last night Travis and I watched a movie with Travis's sister and brother-in-law.
He grabbed a stack of movies, stuck them in his bag and said "We'll figure out what we want to watch when we get there."
On the scooter, driving to Chris and Camille's house I asked "What movies did you bring?"
"All our movies about brothers," he said.
"The Brothers Bloom? A River Runs Through it? maybe... Oh Brother, where art thou?" I guessed.

"Yes," he said. "And some others."

He began with plausible titles that might actually be movies but I know we do not own such as Blood brothers, and Brothers in arms.

And moved on to,
Time for Brother, time for tea. "A british film, very boring. Based on something dumb Jane Austen wrote."

Hermanos "a Spanish film."

Oh my Brother, Jet Li. "A kung fu movie, in Chinese it is SamYiGumJETLI!"

Brother, we're a dead man. "About siamese twins. You know, because they're two people. But one man."

Brother, I am running with two knees braces! Look at that girl with two knee braces! (I'm not sure where the title ends and commentary begins on that one.)

Pierre, Je t'aime. "A french film about the weird sexual tension and romance between two brothers who might not actually be brothers."

I used to be your brother, but now I'm your sister. "I don't actually know what that's about, I haven't seen it. But there's a very ugly woman on the front."

This continued in a stream for 15 minutes straight.
I only wish I could remember the other films he supposedly brought for us to choose from.

We ended up watching The Terminal.
Which is in no way about brothers.
But which is also very good.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Hasta la vista, baby

I spend a great deal of time on Youtube.
But my friends and family are to blame.
Here are some new favorites.

Double Rainbow:

And, of course, the Double Rainbow song which is very catchy and can, of course, be purchased on iTunes:


Then Joe showed me the Zuiikin' English Aerobics girls.
This very educational show teaches English to the Japanese by repeating common English phrases while exercising.
The shows seemed to be laid out in two distinct ways. In one type of episode, a scenario is acted out and the phrases one should use is such a situation are taught.
For example, if you are alone in New York City...

In the second type of episode a theme such as "Things to say on a date" is picked and the girls repeat important phrases like "You look sensational in that dress," or "I want us to be more than just friends."
Here's my favorite: (You cannot be blamed if you skip ahead between new phrases, but it becomes a catchy tune you want to sing everything to.)


p.s. Do you love that Hasta la vista is actually Spanish?

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Feminism in the Pitcher house: like a sci-fi stripper

Today after my hair was staticed to my forehead, I said "How do I look?"
And although I was fully dressed (and in church clothes, too!)

Travis looked me over and said,

"Hot. Like a striper.
From a sci-fi movie."

A few minutes later he said "Don't put that on your blog."
"Too late," I said.
"You've already written it?"
"No, I've already planned what to write about it."
"Ahh," he said.

Then he said "All I wanted was to make you feel sexy even though your hair was crazy and stupid. I'm just trying to empower my wife. But, it seems I have empowered her too much. Since she will not even respect my wishes."

Then when I read this aloud he said "That's a pretty good blog post."

Then he suggested my title.
Then he said not to write it, but I did.

Everything I've written here is true.

Friday, July 16, 2010

We talk like this:

(After a long conversation on whether or not a girl in our ward has masculine features)

"This makes me feel good about myself."

"You should always feel good about yourself, but not SO good that you leave me for another attractive man."

"I would never leave you for a more attractive man!"

"Did I say MORE? No. Equally attractive."

"I would never leave you for a more, less or equally attractive man."

"Less? I'm leaving you, Travis for a less attractive man. That makes no sense."

"On account of, whoever they are they probably wouldn't do the dishes because they know I hate dishes."

"Definitely not."

"Or be super cool."

"No way."

"Or taste like the ocean after basketball."

"Nope, that is a Travis-only feature."

"I believe it."

"You've heard of trophy husbands? I'm a collector's edition husband. For a limited time only, TRAVIS, who tastes like the ocean when he's sweaty."

This is us wearing Umbrella Hats on the 4th of July. Picture by Mom Pitcher.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Asante Sanna Squash Banana

I think children in America know more Swahili than might be assumed.
Simba means Lion
Rafiki means Friend
Safari means trip or journey
Hakuna means No. As in No Worries. You know, Hakuna Matata.
Matata is problem or worry.
Jambo! is a greeting. But I’ve learned Jambo is more like an enthusiastic British “Alright?” than “Hello.”
The correct response to Jambo is Jambo.
Like alright?
Alright!
Sometimes they respond to Jambo with Jambo, Jambo!
It is very rude not to greet people when you pass. And we wave to everyone, and everyone here enthusiastically waves back. “Jambo Mzungu! Jambo!”

Yesterday I had a conversation with our Kenyan driver like this:
Peter: Your skin is already changing after only one day
Me: Yes, I always get darker in the sun. Does your skin change or does it stay the same all year?
Peter: Our skin maintains its color, but when we go to America we become whiter. I do not know why, but look at your president. If he came to Kenya he would get very dark, I think.
Me: Like a real African.
Peter: Yes. A real African man.
Me: What do you think of our president? I saw his picture painted on a bus.
Peter: We are all so very proud here in Kenya. We all love him.
Me: What do YOU think of him though?
Peter: I am very proud, yes. Not only that he is your president, but also that he is so very bright.

Later, Peter took me to buy a Kanga, a women’s skirt, and he asked the man working there something in Swahili.
“Yes, I thought so,” he said, and gave me a sneaky smile. He followed the Market man to the back, where he pulled out a long skirt. It was beautiful green and grey with a map of Africa on it. He unfolded it and there was a large picture of Obama’s face.
I absolutely bought that skirt. Though I told Peter later, it would be strange to wear in America.
“ Like wearing a Kabaki Kanga” said Matt, and Peter laughed and laughed. Kibaki is the Kenyan president. Actually, often when I introduce myself people think I am saying Kibaki. They all laugh and repeat, “Kibaki! Kibaki!”
Finally Matt told them, Becky is kidogo (small, or little) for Rebeccah. That made much more sense to them, since most people here have Biblical or Swaheli names.
After I bought my Kanga, I tried to tie it on, since it is essentially a large cloth that they wrap into a skirt. When we got to one of Komaza’s farms, where we were filming, there was a large group of women. They didn’t speak English, but they laughed when they saw my Kanga.
“Can you help me?” I asked, pointing to it.
They all covered their mouths and whispered and giggled, and finally one brave girl came over and wrapped it for me. “Asante Sanna,” I said and they laughed and clapped. Peter said, “They are saying you are very bright!”
Travis had walked away and I rushed to catch up with him. I stumbled and tripped in my skirt. All the women laughed and waved.
I walked down into the farm, constantly stumbling and retying my kanga. When I came back up the hill, men had also gathered and they laughed and cheered while the women whispered behind their hands and giggled.
Peter said, “The men say you look very smart!” I assume they meant that the British way, smart like attractive. It was very flattering.

The people here are unbelievably nice. In the city people were constantly helping us and staring at us and asking for money. But here in Kilifi they just want to say hello. They respond excitedly when you try to speak in their language. (All I can say is Hello, How are you? I am well. and a few basic other things like Thank you, My name is, and goodbye.) They cheer when you try to dress like them.
It makes me annoyed with Americans, who assume everyone who comes to the country should speak English, or dress in blue jeans. The Kenyan's don’t care how we dress, or talk.
They just appreciate it that we try.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Other People

others have good things to say.

If I send you to a blog it's because reading made me feel emotions.

Maybe excitement and eekness: Uganda!!

Or that tickley feeling where I want to have a baby to love: Blissful Inspiration


Or imaginative. by needing to imagine all the good things that could come of this: Fatty Contest

All I have to say today is what you guys are saying too.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

5 years old


I called Kathryn. It went like this:
(Please imagine my voice as being overly excited and hers as being overly bored.)

me: Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Kathryn! Happy Birthday to you.
Kathryn: . . . .

me: Happy Birthday, Kathryn.

Kathryn: Thank you.
me: Does it feel different to be 5 years old?

Kathryn: Yes.
me: Well, how do you feel?
Kathryn: I feel good.

me: What are you doing for your birthday?

Kathryn: I'm shopping for candy for my birthday right now.

me: Do you have any --

Kathryn: OKAY! Bye, I love you!

me: Oh, okay bye.

Kathryn: Wait, what were you going to say?

me: I was just wondering if you had any birthday wishes.
Kathryn: Thanks, I love you! BYE!


Oh, so your birthday wish is to NOT talk to me on the phone.
Got it.

A few weeks ago my mom was on the phone with me, and after Kathryn interrupted her several times she asked, "Kathryn wants to know if the baby in your belly is a boy or a girl and if it's growing yet."
"Tell her I have some of each, but they're not growing yet."
"Oh, okay." Kathryn said.

Kathryn was lying in bed, listening to my dad and uncle laugh in the living room.
"It sounds like they're having fun," she said.
"Yeah," my mom said, "Your dad likes when Matt's here."
"Do you think we should go out there?"
"No, you're supposed to be going to sleep."
...
"Am I supposed to be having fun right now?"
"No. You're supposed to be going to sleep."
"Oh. That makes sense."

I tried to upload a video that I took of Kathryn singing a few months ago, but the video has been at 39% for like 6 hours. So that's a no go.


Here's a link to Kathryn's birthday post last year, which I reread and then laughed until I cried a little. And peed a little.
Also, here are several other posts which are mostly about how funny she is, which I don't want to rewrite, but want to encourage you to read.
And don't forget to read the comments, since that's where my parents post additional funny things she says.

Five years old... REALLY?
Kathryn's birthday last year.
Kathryn at Christmas time.
The Family in general being ridiculous, (but with lots of Kathryn)
A weekend at the cabin.
The last time I saw Kathryn.

Please, if you have time to waste... waste it with the Froelichs. We are so very entertaining.
Oh, and here's a link to a video or two on the family blog of the best singer ever: Kathryn.

Monday, May 3, 2010

So you know how there are seagull sounds

when you click on my blog?

It's that bear movie from a few posts back.
It automatically plays for some reason.

It was supposed to be the trailer for Food Inc. I swear that I copied the link right from the Food Inc website.
I didn't even know it was bear video until Lana left a comment asking about it.

Travis keeps saying I should change it because it's both nonsensical and annoying.

But I can't.
Because I think it's really quite funny.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

I work in AV Tech


That means that I am in charge of Audio/Visual needs in the law school.
Primarily guys work here. I'm the only girl in an office with six men.
Upstairs in Tech support there are no girls, so maybe it's understandable that people are surprised that I work here.

But unbelieving?
Come on, people.

I was sitting at the desk in the AV office and someone came to the door.

Confused man: Hey, do you know where the AV guys are?
Me: I am an AV guy, what can I help you with?
Confused man: Ummm, I just have something for them.
Me: I can take it for you, what do you need done with it?
Confused Man nervously hands me a few cds : tell them this is for the conference to be recorded on.
Me: I will be sure to record it for you.
Confused Man: Uhh, yeah... Well okay.... Um, someone told me they need the AV guys in room 303 if you want to tell them.
Me: I will go help the people in 303, do you need anything else?
Confused Man wanders away confused-like without responding.
Really?

THEN I went upstairs to pick up an extra laptop from Tech support. I have met every person up there at least a dozen times. At least.

I went up said, "Hey guys, can I grab a laptop?"
They all turned to stare.
Confused man 2: Uhhh, are you from Law and Religion?
Me: No.
Russell (the only person in Tech support who isn't awful): She works in Media Services downstairs.
Confused man 2: Oh, did you call up a request?
Me: No, we're just a laptop short.
Confused man 2: How did Russell know you worked downstairs?
Me: We're friends, we've met several times.
Confused man 2: How long have you worked here?
Me: About a year.
Confused man 2: Oh, where have I been? The only girl I know downstairs is Mindy.
Me: Mindy graduated a year ago and hasn't worked here since.
Confused man 2: Oh wow. So, we can't give you a laptop unless you fill out this form.

That is not true. We borrow laptops on almost a daily basis. I have never even seen that sign out sheet. I suspect he did it because he didn't recognize me even though we've met about ten times.

Maybe it's my haircut... Am I unrecognizable?
Maybe it's my womanness... Am I not nerdy enough? Do they think I'm not smart enough?
Let's be honest, I do not have a hard job.

If boys can do it, girls can do it easily.
Maybe that's where the confusion comes in. They assume that a woman so smart wouldn't have to lower herself to working at such a simple job.
Ahh, now it makes sense.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Now you know!

(Say that the way they say it in Bill Nye)

A friend recently had this first video on her blog. I find it to be most hilarious.
Her blog is usually filled with tidbits of genius and I love it.
Watch this. Do it. Watch it all the way through.

Near the beginning, especially you will be tempted to turn it off, but stick with it because it happens to be great.

If you don't have twenty minutes to watch these both (YOU SHOULD) then watch the second instead of the first because it's funnier. If you do have twenty minutes then watch the first one and then the second because the first is a really good intro to the series.

Oh British people. You are funny.
Water:


Maths:


I also considered titling this post Thants, Fungy's, or 1+10= A Man.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Beach Blanket Bingo

Have you seen this 60s movie? Besides being completly absurd and often hard to follow, it's also pretty catchy. Last year I spent part of the summer at my grandparent's house and taught them ho to watch movies and stuff online.
The first movie my grandpa wanted to watch was his old favorite, Beach Blanket Bingo. This is the opening clip, but you can watch the whole thing on Hulu, if you feel so inclined.
Oh, and check it out, the old man with the fishing pole is Buster Keaton!

This second scene is my other favorite, but mostly because of the dancing. For any of you who have ever seen me at a dance party, it probably looks familiar. See I'm not a bad dancer, I just should have been a teen in the 60s.
Then my flailing would seem commonplace.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Whitney is funny

This is my friend Whitney, she is in Divine Comedy.
Today I was listening to Beyonce and I kept chuckling and thinking of this Divine Comedy video.
Watch it. Besides beyond being just as addicting as any Beyonce song, it is much funnier.
I really love her crazy faces. Her face is so pretty, but she can seriously look crazed.
And that, I suppose, is a compliment.

Also, Whitney is one of the many people who inspired me to have short hair.
She just rocks the pixie cut too much to not envy.


Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Cinnamon

I was recently surprised to learn that I don't like cinnamon.
I don't think I've ever liked it, really.

But I always thought I liked cinnamon, and I think it's because cinnamon and sugar go together like bacon and eggs, or peanut butter and jelly.
I figured that something so delicious as sugar could not have a bad counterpart.

And cinnamon is only really used in desserts, and I love desserts.
I'm never really in the mood for cinnamon rolls,
I like rice with soy sauce more than rice with sugar, cinnamon and milk (a favorite among most of my friends)
I've never been a huge fan of cinnamon raisin bread but always assumed it was the raisins,
and apple pie has never been my favorite type of pie, but how could it be with peach pie and angel pie existing?
I prefer Froot-Loops over Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
but I just never put two and to together.

It never ever occurred to me that I don't like cinnamon. Never ever.
Until a few months ago when someone asked me if I wanted something cinnamony (I don't even remember what now...) and Travis replied for me, "Becky doesn't like cinnamon."
"What?!" I exclaimed, "I love cinnamon, I'm just not in the mood."
Travis raised his eyebrows and said, "You don't like cinnamon. You're never in the mood. I've known this for months."

Then it hit me. My mind was reeling. It was beyond my control. (I can think of no more cliche's to add here.)

I don't like cinnamon.
He was right.

I practiced saying it, "I don't like cinnamon. I don't like cinnamon. I DON'T LIKE CINNAMON!"

I feel free! Free as a bird! I don't have to pretend I like cinnamon or constantly refuse cinnamon rolls saying, "I"m not really in the mood, I only like them warm."
Because that's a lie, and when I tell that lie people usually heat cinnamon rolls up for me and I'm forced to nibble on that crusty, nasty cinnamony grossness until I convince someone else to eat it.

Is this blowing your mind? It is blowing mine!
I don't like cinnamon.

and somehow I went my whole life without knowing it.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Week in Pictures: Kathryn produces real tears


Poor baby girl.
All she wanted was to play outside by herself in the freezing cold with another child's toys.
Why did we have to take her inside? Woe is her!

Monday, March 22, 2010

My Fair Lady

Many weeks ago, I woke up with a song in my head.
That in itself is not uncommon.

But it was from an old musical, My Fair Lady. You know the one with Audrey Hepburn learning how to speak properly?
I added it to my netflix queue, because I hadn't seen it since probably middle school, then I forgot about it.
But on Saturday it came, and last night we curled up on our ugly couch to watch it on our new giant tv. (Not really, we watched it on our new imac, which by TV standards is small, but by our standards is large.)

I was surprised by how much I loved the film, and how I still knew the words to most of the songs.
But mostly I was surprised by how quickly the film went by! We had barely started watching before Eliza was correctly saying "The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain" (As I child, I thought she was saying plane, like an airplane. didn't you?)
Then it was just a few short minutes until they were leaving for "The grand ball," as I thought it was.

"It was really only the length of a regular movie" I kept saying to myself. "I wonder why it seemed so long as a kid."
THEN,
there was an intermission.
and we looked and saw that there were two hours left.
TWO MORE hours.

No wonder it always seemed so long to me as a kid. It's a four hour long movie.

"What could possibly happen after the ball?" Travis and I wondered.
"I don't think I've ever seen past the intermission," Travis admitted.
and I think that I can picture Eliza at the ball, and I thought last night, as I fell asleep, "What songs are there after the intermission?"

The only I can think of is the dad singing "I'm getting married in the mornin'!"

Because, I'll admit, when we realized there were two hours left we went to bed.
I'll try to finish it later tonight or tomorrow, but who has two hours?

Gaaahhhhhoooon.




What a transformation!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Zheng He


I am studying my for a history test off a group study guide off Google Docs.
(One person sets up an online document and then everyone in the class can go in and add to it and contribute answers. Then answers that you don't have in your notes can be found, and for essay type questions you can see what other people are thinking and bounce ideas around.)
Anyway, underneath Zheng He and His Voyages some one wrote:
He was originally a Eunuch, but became an admiral in the navy.
Due to their use of originally I am led to believe that whoever wrote that fact thinks being a eunuch is a position or rank, something that, luckily, Zheng He was able to take care of.

And actually, being a eunuch may just lower one's position or rank, but its not something that you can just fix.
Unless my understanding of eunuchs is completely off.


Note: Do not be foolish like me and accidentally google images of eunuchs when you MEAN to google images of Zheng He.
hahaha, oops.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Hamster

My family has been through a few pets since my childhood.
Most recently, a hamster. They had one hamster a few months ago.
Remember how cute Kathryn was? And is?
This is Kathryn and Marigold.
But Kathryn loved poor Marigold to death.

So they got a new hamster.
And Kathryn named her Becky.

"I just miss you so much," she said. "Someday you can come see Becky. You can come see Becky in real life."
"Unless she's dead," said my mom.
"Yeah, or NOT." said Kathryn.

As I talked to my mom I could hear Kathryn saying things like "Becky wants to get out of her box."

And Jack carried the hamster over to the computer (where Mom and I were video chatting) and said "I think that Becky's feet are underdeveloped which is why she can't roll around."
"How could she get her food then?" Mom asked. "She must crawl over to her food."
Jack just shook his head. "Becky's feet are undeveloped," he repeated.

It made me feel strange. Like maybe MY feet were underdeveloped.
But I can crawl to my food. So I suspect my feet are fine.

I just fear hamster Becky's imminent death. Because I don't want to hear Kathryn crying and saying "Becky is dead."
That would really make me feel weird.