And although I was fully dressed (and in church clothes, too!)
Travis looked me over and said,
"Hot. Like a striper.
From a sci-fi movie."
A few minutes later he said "Don't put that on your blog."
"Too late," I said.
"You've already written it?"
"No, I've already planned what to write about it."
"Ahh," he said.
Then he said "All I wanted was to make you feel sexy even though your hair was crazy and stupid. I'm just trying to empower my wife. But, it seems I have empowered her too much. Since she will not even respect my wishes."
Then when I read this aloud he said "That's a pretty good blog post."
Then he suggested my title.
Then he said not to write it, but I did.
Everything I've written here is true.
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You are a silly boy.
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