evil in apple

Once upon a time, there was a happy young girl named Becky. Becky loved to listen to music, she wanted to listen to music all day and all night. Becky's junior year in high school her grandfather bought her expensive music player called an iPod. Becky loved it, because she could have all of the music she'd ever want in one place, and she could carry it around and listen to it. Her iPod looked like this:

She even listens to the Gorillaz, and Feel Good Inc. is her favorite song by them. For four years Becky listened to her iPod, and it never failed her. Sometimes the battery died. Sometimes it inexplicably deleted all her music. And, sure, every few months she needed to replace the broken headphones.



The headphones look like this.
Today, via headphones, Becky's iPod electrocuted her.
This sounds like a lie, doesn't it? It is not.
The first time Becky was shocked, she did not realize what had happened. "Maybe I touched something metal," she thought.
The second time she was shocked, she chuckled. "My headphones are getting a little crackily" she thought. She did not realize it was the beginning of the end.
The third time hurt so dang much that Becky pulled out her earphones, and decided to wait until she had gone inside. "Maybe it was the cold weather," she told herself. "It stiffens up the cord and does funny things to it."
The fourth time Becky was in the bookstore. She yelped in pain, and yanked out the earphones. She turned off Iron and Wine (which was hard because she really wanted to listen), and went to class without music.
After French, Becky pulled out her music out of habit. She had already forgotten. O how quickly we forget!
And how easily we remember!
Those bloody headphones. They're in for it.
They are evil.

Did anyone even know they could electrocute you?
No. It doesn't even seem real.
Five times in two hours. How stupid can I get?