Today after another spectacular 48% on a Geography quiz, my brother-in-law professor tried to startle me straight.
He got out a calculator and looked up my grades and told me that if I kept it up, and only did half of the rest of my assignments and only got a 48% on the final, I would drumroll please get a C-.
WHAT? A C-?
"You might have to retake this class," he said.
No way, Jose.
C, minus or not, is passing.
Which means I am one general closer to leaving college.
Plus, let's assume that I do all of my assignments, not just half.
Sounds like someone's getting a hefty B-.
That's better than a few of my other generals (need I mention Chemistry, American Heritage, or Biology?)
I'll also probably get poor grades in History 202.
So yeah, I hate history and science classes.
They are important.
Sure.
But they are useless to me.
8 comments:
I enjoy my classes, but by the sound of it you would hate all my classes : )
I feel the same way. Except I have to keep my GPA up to get into Law School or something silly like that.
Why do you go to school?
because no one will let me drop out?
PS.
the government didn't give you money. Hardworking people whom the gov't stole it from gave you money
By the way Becky, the only reason you are going to pass is because your professor brother-in-law has curved your highest test score (from a 48% to a 68%) and is dropping your lowest test score (48%). This in no way means that you really deserve to pass the class. Also Becky, it is a geology class, not geography. Maybe this is why you fail the tests.
hahaha! I like both Chris' comments.
Oh my gosh you are so busted! And did you know that those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it! Ha ha ha!
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